I have a plastic straw here with the words “Long straw for drinking” printed on its packaging.
I was unaware you could drink straws.
If I look around, I wonder if I will find “Medium-length straw for taking cocaine” or “Short straw for self sacrifice”.
Magazine editor, writer of fiction and non-fiction; exile; cat person; red wine for blood and cheese in his soul. Chris Page is the author of the novels Weed, Sanctioned, Another Perfect Day in ****ing Paradise, King of the Undies World, and The Underpants Tree. He is also a freelance journalist, copywriter, editor, cartoonist, illustrator, graphic designer, and consultant in the use and abuse of false moustaches (don’t wear them — you’re welcome — the invoice is in the mail).