This poster appeared on a bus shelter in Seven Sisters, London, recently.
Funnily enough, Seven Sisters is in foreign secretary David Lammy’s actual consistency.
Benjamin Netanyahu is reported to be delighted by his portrait and wants a copy put up at every bus stop in Tel Aviv, and on every pile of rubble in Gaza, the West Bank and Lebanon.
Keir Starmer (Sir) wants to know whether he can get a freebie of the poster.
Magazine editor, writer of fiction and non-fiction; exile; cat person; red wine for blood and cheese in his soul. Chris Page is the author of the novels Weed, Sanctioned, Another Perfect Day in ****ing Paradise, King of the Undies World, and The Underpants Tree. He is also a freelance journalist, copywriter, editor, cartoonist, illustrator, graphic designer, and consultant in the use and abuse of false moustaches (don’t wear them — you’re welcome — the invoice is in the mail).