Today, the Lord God Almighty, a supreme being, told George W Bush to ‘fuck off’.
The Good Lord added, ‘you are a lying, dissembling little plonker, and I hope you get your johnson caught in the zipper of your trousers’.
According to the Bible, liars and killers go to hell and rich people are forbidden from passing through the eyes of needles.
Magazine editor, writer of fiction and non-fiction; exile; cat person; red wine for blood and cheese in his soul. Chris Page is the author of the novels Weed, Sanctioned, Another Perfect Day in ****ing Paradise, King of the Undies World, and The Underpants Tree. He is also a freelance journalist, copywriter, editor, cartoonist, illustrator, graphic designer, and consultant in the use and abuse of false moustaches (don’t wear them — you’re welcome — the invoice is in the mail).