British politics was thrown into turmoil today when it emerged that absolutely no one in the country has never taken drugs.
The revelation rules out the entire population from leading a political party or becoming prime minister.
Constitutional experts are examining the possibility of installing a goldfish as prime minister as it seems to be the only creature in the country that has not smoked pot at one time another.
“The Js don’t burn under water, dig?” said a Whitehall spokesperson. “Want a hit on this bong?”