Raving Loony Party win UK election
In an unsurprising general election result a bunch of nutters have maintained control of the UK. Faced with a choice between a bunch of warmongers, the Tories, who will steal…
US must reform or die, says Rice
Condoleezza Rice has said the US cannot “survive as a vital force” if it does not reform. Ms Rice told journalists at the UN that everyone recognised that some things…
Pope dies
I don’t know why people are so upset. They are just going to make a new one, innit.
Bush intervenes to save life of woman on feeding tube
As the US government voted for new legislation to replace the feeding tube of Mrs Terri Schiavo (read about it here) who is in a vegetative state, President Bush said,…
The gun is innocent
Yesterday’s shooting incident at a Milwaukee hotel in which seven people died has prompted a statement from the National Shooting People Association, staunch advocates of gun ownership. NSPA supremo Charlton…
Buckets and kazoos
Europeans are shipping thousands of buckets and kazoos ahead of George Bush’s address to the Nato and national leaders there. President Bush is expected to appeal for American-European unity over…
The revolution starts with a glass of sherry
Toffs and nobs are standing up to fight for the right to massacre small, furry animals. The British government’s attempt to outlaw traditional fox hunting makes a thoroughly embarrassing and…
Encrustation
“It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of what he was never reasoned into.” Jonathon Swift I came across this quote at the head of the Iraqi…
Satan appears to US voters
Today, Satan dramatically appeared to US voters threatening them with a great smiting. ‘I shall smite you a lot,’ he said. ‘And then I will smite you some more. Just…