Tue. Jul 16th, 2024


In an unsurprising general election result a bunch of nutters have maintained control of the UK.

Faced with a choice between a bunch of warmongers, the Tories, who will steal from grannies, and a bunch of warmongers, New Labour, who will give grannies whole crumbs from their tables, the electorate held its collective nose and chose the latter.

There was one party claiming to not be warmongers, but they don’t know what grannies are and lost by default.

See major yawns for full election details.

By chris page

Magazine editor, writer of fiction and non-fiction; exile; cat person; red wine for blood and cheese in his soul. Chris Page is the author of the novels Weed, Sanctioned, Another Perfect Day in ****ing Paradise, King of the Undies World, and The Underpants Tree. He is also a freelance journalist, copywriter, editor, cartoonist, illustrator, graphic designer, and consultant in the use and abuse of false moustaches (don’t wear them — you’re welcome — the invoice is in the mail).

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