First capitalisers
Even while the ground continues to shake, reactors are melting down and rescuers count the dead, men in suits seek to make political capital. Kyodo reports: LDP urges Kan to…
The bollocks people talk, part 27 million in an infinite series
Quoting from the Grauniad: Barack Obama pledged US assistance following what he called a potentially “catastrophic” disaster. What on earth is a potentially catastrophic disaster? What does this language mean?…
So that’s all right then
An Israeli government inquiry into it’s own behaviour has concluded that it did nothing wrong in killing nine peace protesters in the commando raid on a peace flotilla last year.…
Dolphin-killing fishermen worried that film presents them as dolphin-killing fishermen
Fishermen in Taiji, Japan, who kill dolphins for a living, are worried that a documentary film about killing dolphins might give the impression that they kill dolphins for a living.…
The long, the short and the straw
I have a plastic straw here with the words “Long straw for drinking” printed on its packaging. I was unaware you could drink straws. If I look around, I wonder…
BP Portrait award 2010
A painting of a dead woman wins the BP Portrait Award, 2010 … surely the winning image in a BP show should be of dead pelicans and fish and dolphins…
Soviet-style education adopted by US
The board of education of Texas (which is in the USA) has adopted a politicised school curriculum on the model of the Soviet Union, communist China, Nazi Germany or North…
Coalition update
Q: What does Nick Clegg stand for? A: David Cameron entering the room. Update supplied by Nagaijin
Road to hell is paved with hamburgers
Would you like relish with that court ruling? A Dutch McDonald’s employee is fired for adding an unauthorised slice of cheese to a burger. But a Dutch court rules for…
Pat Robertson in deal with devil
It has been revealed that US televangelist Pat Robertson is cursed by a secret deal with the Devil. In return for unlimited power, riches and cable access, Robertson gave away…