Tue. May 28th, 2024
American investigators find no compelling evidence that US munitions dropped on Gaza actually hurt anyone.

Our hearts go out to Joe Biden and his whole team as they struggle to decide whether there’s an ethical issue to them supplying the weapons that have enabled the massacre of tens of thousands of Palestinians, mostly women and children. 

The ethical dimensions are, indeed, huge. Declare the supply of arms to be ethical and you lose a huge number of votes from young, liberal Americans who are appalled at the US enabled massacre in November’s general election, or declare the supply of weapons unethical and you lose the votes of older more conservative voters, many of whom might be inclined to swing between Biden and that Trump man. 

The US has conducted its own investigation into itself and found that although US munitions were used to blast the fuck out of Gaza, there’s, like, you know, no actual concrete evidence that US munitions were used to blast the fuck out of Gaza in a bad way. 

The concrete they need for their evidence is piled up all over Gaza laced with the body parts of dead children. 

By chris page

Magazine editor, writer of fiction and non-fiction; exile; cat person; red wine for blood and cheese in his soul. Chris Page is the author of the novels Weed, Sanctioned, Another Perfect Day in ****ing Paradise, King of the Undies World, and The Underpants Tree. He is also a freelance journalist, copywriter, editor, cartoonist, illustrator, graphic designer, and consultant in the use and abuse of false moustaches (don’t wear them — you’re welcome — the invoice is in the mail).

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