Startling headline
Gripping story. Dry aside: thank God the Olympics are over for another four years. Spooky graphic. Fear of cancer. Hilarious conclusion. Complete failure of imagination.
Why does US suddenly care about Sudan?
This article was originally published in The London News Review, and re-published in The Sudan Tribune It’s heart-warming to see the United States taking such an interest in the plight…
Yet another modest proposal
Following the murder of yet another hostage in Iraq, Psilocybe P Pook (No Relation) has hit on a wizard wheeze to hasten the end of the US occupation he has…
Land of the brave and the free tits
While Iraqis are fighting for their country, US forces are fighting for breast enlargements. Benefits to veterans and the poor are being cut but, the US army’s fighting men and…
Becks: “It was or wasn’t all my fault.”
Returning home following England’s ousting from the European Championships, England’s plucky captain was in no mood to make excuses for his lacklustre performance. “I could blame it on the women…
No link between Saddam and Al Qaida: gosh!
In case you missed the interim US report into Bush’s bullshit, click here. If I lie to my friends and colleagues, people lose faith in me. When Bush and Blair…
Ronnie Pop-Clogs
Sadly, Ronald Reagan has passed away. His long life was tragically marred by a chronic mental degenerative disorder, which at its worst led him into the delusion that he was…
A heartwarming tale of undying faith in humanity
One story that stuck in my mind from the Israeli assault on Rafah. Probably you read it, so stop me if you’ve heard it before. This old Palestinian bloke finds…
US press cuts its own balls off
May 20, US forces bomb an Iraqi wedding party killing more than 40 people. Israeli forces push into Rafah and fire on a protest march killing many, the majority of…
Double finks
Soon after the official end of hostilities in Iraq a year ago, I remember George Bush declaring with a completely straight face that the occupation forces were providing electricity, water…