Yet another modest proposal
Following the murder of yet another hostage in Iraq, Psilocybe P Pook (No Relation) has hit on a wizard wheeze to hasten the end of the US occupation he has…
Becks: “It was or wasn’t all my fault.”
Returning home following England’s ousting from the European Championships, England’s plucky captain was in no mood to make excuses for his lacklustre performance. “I could blame it on the women…
Abuse photos are blatant fakes
Military experts have cast doubt on the authenticity of the photos of abuse allegedly committed by US and UK troops in Iraq. US General Donald Rumdoings and UK General Emperor…
The Rumsfeld apology — full text
Donald Rumsfeld: I am deeply sorry. Deeply, deeply, deeply, deeply, deeply, deeply, deeply, deeply, deeply, deeply, sorry. Not only am I deeply sorry, I am sincerely deeply sorry for ……
Butler Inquiry Results: Preview
EXCLUSIVE PSI-SCOOP Tory Blair recently announced an inquiry into the accuracy of UK military intelligence before the Iraq war. We can give you an exclusive sneak preview of those results…
Bogeyman netted
Children everywhere are celebrating the capture by the whole US army of the Bogey Man. He was found hiding in a hole in the ground, probably ready to spring out…
Pissing on satire’s grave
In the news recently, George Bush and Tory Blair have been nominated for the Nobel Peace prize. Other nominees for this prestigious award are Attila the Hun, Genghis Khan, Adolf…
Director of BBC, and Tory Blair resign
Greg Dyke, the director of UK national broadcaster the BBC and Tory Blair Prime Minister of the UK have both resigned. Mr. Dyke resigned to take responsibility for the errors…
Bush: State of the Union Undressed
Matt Kaste’s Epiphany rant Greetings All, The grain of salt I take most political speeches with could thoroughly salinate Lake Superior and the other four Great Lakes no problem, but…
Purported Bush video raises fears of new attacks
A video today surfaced in U.S. media outlets of someone purporting to be George W. Bush at a U.S. military base in Baghdad. Intelligence analysts around the world are studying…