London like Baghdad
A week after the bombings in London, this is a good moment for a bit of a think. The carnage visited on the city is but a small reflection of…
Thank you, Tony Blair
Following the terror outrage in London, Psipook has obtained an exclusive statement from Prime Minister Tory Blair. “Let me tell you a story. There once was a chap called Mr.…
Bush doubles African aid, raises the dead
In a dramatic move today that totally gobsmacked His critics — Mr. and Mrs. Arthur Spittle of Stoke Newington, London, England, UK, Europe — George “Messiah” Bush offered to double…
Armchair warriors
This image proudly adorns the front page of a US conservative web site — ArmchairWarrior — that claims to be putting an end to thinking everywhere. Very clever sign, this.…
Bush bollocks
Another day, another Bushism. This one was delivered in a press conference response to Amnesty International’s recent criticism of the US for setting back the cause of human rights and…
Raving Loony Party win UK election
In an unsurprising general election result a bunch of nutters have maintained control of the UK. Faced with a choice between a bunch of warmongers, the Tories, who will steal…
US must reform or die, says Rice
Condoleezza Rice has said the US cannot “survive as a vital force” if it does not reform. Ms Rice told journalists at the UN that everyone recognised that some things…
Buckets and kazoos
Europeans are shipping thousands of buckets and kazoos ahead of George Bush’s address to the Nato and national leaders there. President Bush is expected to appeal for American-European unity over…
The revolution starts with a glass of sherry
Toffs and nobs are standing up to fight for the right to massacre small, furry animals. The British government’s attempt to outlaw traditional fox hunting makes a thoroughly embarrassing and…
Clueless old git to tap dance at Nuremburg Bowl
Today a clueless old git agreed to put on his dancing fool shoes and tap dance at a rally of some of the world’s most vicious, brainless thugs. Sir Macker…