Sun. Jul 14th, 2024

Tony Blair was rushed to hospital amid fears that the politician that invaded Iraq, privatised health and education and bombed Kosovo actually had a heart.

Mr. Blair was said to be temporarily suffering clear vision, warm feelings and an irregular desire to do good.

The symptoms disappeared quickly.

Doctors later confirmed it was a false alarm, and that Mr. Blair does indeed have no heart.

The medical team blamed a porkie pie that had gone down the wrong way.

By chris page

Magazine editor, writer of fiction and non-fiction; exile; cat person; red wine for blood and cheese in his soul. Chris Page is the author of the novels Weed, Sanctioned, Another Perfect Day in ****ing Paradise, King of the Undies World, and The Underpants Tree. He is also a freelance journalist, copywriter, editor, cartoonist, illustrator, graphic designer, and consultant in the use and abuse of false moustaches (don’t wear them — you’re welcome — the invoice is in the mail).

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