Tue. Jul 16th, 2024

In the news recently, George Bush and Tory Blair have been nominated for the Nobel Peace prize.

Other nominees for this prestigious award are Attila the Hun, Genghis Khan, Adolf Hitler and Lord Sauron of Mordor.

We are trying to verify reports that Mr. Bush and Mr. Blair were nominated by Henry Kissinger.

By chris page

Magazine editor, writer of fiction and non-fiction; exile; cat person; red wine for blood and cheese in his soul. Chris Page is the author of the novels Weed, Sanctioned, Another Perfect Day in ****ing Paradise, King of the Undies World, and The Underpants Tree. He is also a freelance journalist, copywriter, editor, cartoonist, illustrator, graphic designer, and consultant in the use and abuse of false moustaches (don’t wear them — you’re welcome — the invoice is in the mail).

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