| EXCLUSIVE PSI-SCOOP |
Tory Blair recently announced an inquiry into the accuracy of UK military intelligence before the Iraq war. We can give you an exclusive sneak preview of those results right here.
Using our international network of janitors, we succeeded in obtaining an advance copy of the report, whose findings will be announced later this year, right off Lord Butler’s desk.
And here are the findings of this behind-closed-doors inquiry:
So now we know.
Magazine editor, writer of fiction and non-fiction; exile; cat person; red wine for blood and cheese in his soul. Chris Page is the author of the novels Weed, Sanctioned, Another Perfect Day in ****ing Paradise, King of the Undies World, and The Underpants Tree. He is also a freelance journalist, copywriter, editor, cartoonist, illustrator, graphic designer, and consultant in the use and abuse of false moustaches (don’t wear them — you’re welcome — the invoice is in the mail).