Psilocybe P Pook, Psipook supremo, has reportedly stated that he “can’t be bothered”.
The statement, which was made in the kitchen today, is thought to be an indication that he can’t be bothered.
There has been no comment on the alleged remark from Tory Blair because we couldn’t be bothered to ask him, though Henry Kissinger is thought to have said hello to someone or other today.
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