Fri. Mar 1st, 2024

Psilocybe P Pook, Psipook supremo, has reportedly stated that he “can’t be bothered”.

The statement, which was made in the kitchen today, is thought to be an indication that he can’t be bothered.

There has been no comment on the alleged remark from Tory Blair because we couldn’t be bothered to ask him, though Henry Kissinger is thought to have said hello to someone or other today.

By chris page

Magazine editor, writer of fiction and non-fiction; exile; cat person; red wine for blood and cheese in his soul. Chris Page is the author of the novels Weed, Sanctioned, Another Perfect Day in ****ing Paradise, King of the Undies World, and The Underpants Tree. He is also a freelance journalist, copywriter, editor, cartoonist, illustrator, graphic designer, and consultant in the use and abuse of false moustaches (don’t wear them — you’re welcome — the invoice is in the mail).

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