Sun. Jul 14th, 2024

Today George Bush unveiled his “National Strategy for Victory in Iraq”, his mission statement for ending the war.

The main points of the plan are:

  • kill all the bad guys
  • do it in our own time
  • quit when we are finished

The plan is a clear departure from the previous plan, which was:

  • kill all the bad guys
  • do it in our own time
  • quit when we are finished

The new plan is expected to restore flagging support for the war among the American public.

By chris page

Magazine editor, writer of fiction and non-fiction; exile; cat person; red wine for blood and cheese in his soul. Chris Page is the author of the novels Weed, Sanctioned, Another Perfect Day in ****ing Paradise, King of the Undies World, and The Underpants Tree. He is also a freelance journalist, copywriter, editor, cartoonist, illustrator, graphic designer, and consultant in the use and abuse of false moustaches (don’t wear them — you’re welcome — the invoice is in the mail).

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