George Bush’s address at a July 4 event was interrupted by hecklers denouncing his occupation of foreign countries.
As the hecklers were dragged away one by one by security personnel, Bush told the audience that it was OK because the USA was all about free speech.
Eventually, a frustrated member of the audience vaulted the podium and ripped Bush’s head off.
‘Turns out,’ lamented the protester, “It wsa all waxy. He was just a big dummy.”