Jesus was a penguin
A documentary has stunned America by establishing beyond any reasonable doubt that Jesus, the son of God, was in fact a penguin. “It is very clear that the Lord stood…
Spare a quarter, pal — it’s tough being the world’s only superpower
The United States is reaching out to its friends for aid for the victims of hurricane Katrina. The shops and supermarkets of the nation are stuffed to overflowing with food…
Bush to lead New Orleans inquiry
This is like putting the drunk driver in charge of investigating the car crash. Sept.8, 05
Noah builds ark, escapes flood
And the Lord said to Noah, build an ark, for there will be a great flood, and remove all the people that live in New Orleans two by two, etc.…
I can’t be bothered
Psilocybe P Pook, Psipook supremo, has reportedly stated that he “can’t be bothered”. The statement, which was made in the kitchen today, is thought to be an indication that he…
Bush weighs in for intelligent design
President George Bush said yesterday that intelligent design should be taught in schools although he himself shows no sign of any.
Intermission
Here is a soothing image to look at while we try to raise the enthusiasm to update the site. The cat’s name is Kukku and he lives in Japan. We…
Bomber explodes Blair’s lies
The capture this week of the July 21 bomb suspects could be very bad news for Tory Blair. The individual picked up in Rome has apparently already said that the…
Evil kebab ideology exposed
Here’s a picture from the front page of the online Guardian: It bothers me that this kind of image makes a connection between people of Muslim heritage and terrorism. It…
Jean Charles de Menezes
If the man shot at Stockwell tube station on Friday had been a suicide bomber complete with bomb belt and the works, then I don’t suppose anyone would have objected…