So that’s all right then
An Israeli government inquiry into it’s own behaviour has concluded that it did nothing wrong in killing nine peace protesters in the commando raid on a peace flotilla last year.…
Dolphin-killing fishermen worried that film presents them as dolphin-killing fishermen
Fishermen in Taiji, Japan, who kill dolphins for a living, are worried that a documentary film about killing dolphins might give the impression that they kill dolphins for a living.…
Soviet-style education adopted by US
The board of education of Texas (which is in the USA) has adopted a politicised school curriculum on the model of the Soviet Union, communist China, Nazi Germany or North…
Coalition update
Q: What does Nick Clegg stand for? A: David Cameron entering the room. Update supplied by Nagaijin
Pat Robertson in deal with devil
It has been revealed that US televangelist Pat Robertson is cursed by a secret deal with the Devil. In return for unlimited power, riches and cable access, Robertson gave away…
Japan weather god wanted for crimes against humanity
The Japanese Shinto god of weather is wanted for crimes against humanity. The International Court of Human Rights in The Hague has issued a warrant for his arrest. The Japanese…
Organ donated to il Presidente
The story about the war wound was just a ruse to hide the horrific truth: Spanish dictator General Franco donated one of his testicles to provide a brain for the…
Bush gives head to hecklers
George Bush’s address at a July 4 event was interrupted by hecklers denouncing his occupation of foreign countries. As the hecklers were dragged away one by one by security personnel,…
Imperial dudgeon
My human rights have been violated, and those of thousands like me. This week the EU caved into pressure from British imperialists and excused the UK from going properly metric.…
Drug crisis hits UK
British politics was thrown into turmoil today when it emerged that absolutely no one in the country has never taken drugs. The revelation rules out the entire population from leading…