Drug crisis hits UK
British politics was thrown into turmoil today when it emerged that absolutely no one in the country has never taken drugs. The revelation rules out the entire population from leading…
Nostradamus predicts World Cup results
Sixteenth century French mystic Nostradamus was well known to be a football fan. Recent research has revealed that he has predicted the results of the 2006 World Cup, right down…
Liar B
I just noticed that Blair is an anagram of Liar B. Which suggests a retailer of second-rate porky pies. ‘Blair’ is not an actual anagram of ‘war criminal’ but it…
US terror plot revealed
George Bush has revealed how he and the neocons have hijacked the USA and are looking for a tall building to fly it into.
Thousands turn out to defy hunting ban
In a display of public disobedience of a scale not seen since the last rounds of anti-globalisation protests in Argentina and Hong Kong, Britain’s rural communities have turned out en…
Intelligent design: the proof
The fact that millions of people believe in Creationism is evidence in itself that there is no intelligence in our design. Other arguments against intelligent design. Think about it, would…
Bush sets out strategy for victory
Today George Bush unveiled his “National Strategy for Victory in Iraq”, his mission statement for ending the war. The main points of the plan are: The plan is a clear…
Scientists discover eating properly is good for health
The world of science was rocked to its foundations today when scientists revealed that eating your greens was good for you. However, the boffins admitted they were baffled about why…
Jesus was a penguin
A documentary has stunned America by establishing beyond any reasonable doubt that Jesus, the son of God, was in fact a penguin. “It is very clear that the Lord stood…
Noah builds ark, escapes flood
And the Lord said to Noah, build an ark, for there will be a great flood, and remove all the people that live in New Orleans two by two, etc.…