Satan appears to US voters
Today, Satan dramatically appeared to US voters threatening them with a great smiting. ‘I shall smite you a lot,’ he said. ‘And then I will smite you some more. Just…
Osama bin Laden endorses Bush
Bin Laden’s sudden manifestation on the nation’s airwaves seems to have done Bush a lot of good. Polls today show that undecided voters are inclining to Bush. This could mean…