Bush’s faulty intelligence
So Bush finally admits what the rest of knew before the war, that the intelligence about Saddam’s WMD was wrong. Here wrong should be read as ‘made up’, but don’t…
Bush sets out strategy for victory
Today George Bush unveiled his “National Strategy for Victory in Iraq”, his mission statement for ending the war. The main points of the plan are: The plan is a clear…
America’s banned weapons
What is the rest of the story? More than a year after the last battle for Fallujah, the US military has admitted using phosphorous weapons. There may be other nasty…
Scientists discover eating properly is good for health
The world of science was rocked to its foundations today when scientists revealed that eating your greens was good for you. However, the boffins admitted they were baffled about why…
Every day, in every way …
An interesting day for news. Arctic ice coverage is 20 percent below average for this time of year. Climate change deniers will no doubt be telling us soon it is…
Jesus was a penguin
A documentary has stunned America by establishing beyond any reasonable doubt that Jesus, the son of God, was in fact a penguin. “It is very clear that the Lord stood…
Spare a quarter, pal — it’s tough being the world’s only superpower
The United States is reaching out to its friends for aid for the victims of hurricane Katrina. The shops and supermarkets of the nation are stuffed to overflowing with food…
Bush to lead New Orleans inquiry
This is like putting the drunk driver in charge of investigating the car crash. Sept.8, 05
Noah builds ark, escapes flood
And the Lord said to Noah, build an ark, for there will be a great flood, and remove all the people that live in New Orleans two by two, etc.…
I can’t be bothered
Psilocybe P Pook, Psipook supremo, has reportedly stated that he “can’t be bothered”. The statement, which was made in the kitchen today, is thought to be an indication that he…