Following the terror outrage in London, Psipook has obtained an exclusive statement from Prime Minister Tory Blair.
“Let me tell you a story. There once was a chap called Mr. Smith, a fine upstanding fellow in his own shoes.
“There was also a chap called Mr. Aziz, a rather shifty type who wouldn’t shave and wore a nightie.
“One day, Mr. Smith walked up to Mr. Aziz and biffed him on the nose.
“Mr. Aziz responded by biffing Mr. Smith on the nose.
“‘There, you see’, said Mr. Smith, ‘that proves what a dangerous person Mr. Aziz is and how right I was to hit him in the first place’.”
Here endeth the lesson that shall not be learned.