The way cowards kill people
Saddam Hussein’s sons died fighting the US army. Their father seemed happy to be found alive. When the Israeli army battered down the walls to his compound, Arafat foretold his…
The free and the brave
Troops of the most powerful nation on the planet are besieging cities in one of the most damaged countries and killing its civilians. The US military tell us that they…
George F Will and the anti-Semitic left
The left are all anti-Semites. So says the Washington Post’s intellectual-in-residence George F. Will. This clearly sensible charge comes in a WP column titled ‘The left’s latest radical chic: anti-Semitism’…
Suck it through Straw
Tuesday the 16th, Spain absorbs the shock of the Madrid train bombs and mourns the 201 dead. Tuesday the 16th, the chief of London's Metropolitan Police John Stevens said that…
Butler Inquiry Results: Preview
EXCLUSIVE PSI-SCOOP Tory Blair recently announced an inquiry into the accuracy of UK military intelligence before the Iraq war. We can give you an exclusive sneak preview of those results…
Pissing on satire’s grave
In the news recently, George Bush and Tory Blair have been nominated for the Nobel Peace prize. Other nominees for this prestigious award are Attila the Hun, Genghis Khan, Adolf…
Bush bollocks
Well, hi. It’s day bleagh after the 2004 State of the Union address and rapture is not upon us. Pislocybe P Pook is, however, a little puzzled about a couple…
Bush: State of the Union Undressed
Matt Kaste’s Epiphany rant Greetings All, The grain of salt I take most political speeches with could thoroughly salinate Lake Superior and the other four Great Lakes no problem, but…
More Saddam bollocks
I have been inundated today by declarations of rapture (or declarations of rupture) at the capture of Saddam Hussein. Pookian rapture is dimmed by the knowledge that many other guilty…
Saddam Bollocks
It is good news that they have Saddam Hussein at last. However, what they don’t have are the WMD he was supposed to be threatening us with, the same WMD…