The way cowards kill people
Saddam Hussein’s sons died fighting the US army. Their father seemed happy to be found alive. When the Israeli army battered down the walls to his compound, Arafat foretold his…
The free and the brave
Troops of the most powerful nation on the planet are besieging cities in one of the most damaged countries and killing its civilians. The US military tell us that they…
Butler Inquiry Results: Preview
EXCLUSIVE PSI-SCOOP Tory Blair recently announced an inquiry into the accuracy of UK military intelligence before the Iraq war. We can give you an exclusive sneak preview of those results…
Pissing on satire’s grave
In the news recently, George Bush and Tory Blair have been nominated for the Nobel Peace prize. Other nominees for this prestigious award are Attila the Hun, Genghis Khan, Adolf…
Director of BBC, and Tory Blair resign
Greg Dyke, the director of UK national broadcaster the BBC and Tory Blair Prime Minister of the UK have both resigned. Mr. Dyke resigned to take responsibility for the errors…
More Saddam bollocks
I have been inundated today by declarations of rapture (or declarations of rupture) at the capture of Saddam Hussein. Pookian rapture is dimmed by the knowledge that many other guilty…
Tony Blair in heart scare
Tony Blair was rushed to hospital amid fears that the politician that invaded Iraq, privatised health and education and bombed Kosovo actually had a heart. Mr. Blair was said to…
Hutton inquiry
All of us here at Psipook Towers are a little perplexed by revelations in today’s Guardian that Tory Blair was aware before the war that Iraq was no threat to…
Hollywood heroes
We hear today that the Oscars are going ahead even if there is a war. Oh, brilliant! Oh, wonderful! We are so glad the Oscars are going ahead. What an…