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Keir Starmer is said to be incandescently green with fury today.

He is also green with bile, and green with an overpowering nausea when he thinks about the future, the present, or the real world. 

‘But I will never be red with fury’ he told assembled pigeons in the alley behind the homeless shelter. ‘Red is beyond my pale politics.

‘Better a dead duck than red!’ he affirmed to admiring coos. 

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By chris page

Magazine editor, writer of fiction and non-fiction; exile; cat person; red wine for blood and cheese in his soul. Chris Page is the author of the novels Weed, Sanctioned, Another Perfect Day in ****ing Paradise, King of the Undies World, and The Underpants Tree. He is also a freelance journalist, copywriter, editor, cartoonist, illustrator, graphic designer, and consultant in the use and abuse of false moustaches (don’t wear them — you’re welcome — the invoice is in the mail).

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