Satirical news commentary, riffs on current events, absurdism, and political parodies. This section offers an unconventional, comedic take on contemporary headlines and global media coverage.
After DHS buys $20 million of electric shock gloves, Psipook asks ICE agents: On a scale of one to my-eyes-pop-out-of-my-head, how is your experience of masturbating with electric shock gloves?…
This week the head of the CIA flew to Russia with a stern warning. John Ratcliffe told Vladimir Putin, “Look here, you’d better not attack Nato, ‘cos we’ve blown our…
FCA’s Palantir deal could expose UK financial data to Trump’s UK, critics fear, but masturbation among birds is ‘natural’ and should not be punished, say experts. Macron says French navy…
A snapshot—or screen grab—of the times we live in from today’s Guardian. On the left, a report on extreme heat events and deaths around the world caused by climate change…
Today at a surprise press conference, Melania Trump denied taking any cookies from the cookie jar. ‘I did not take any cookies from the cookie jar,’ she told assembled journalists.…
Keir Starmer is said to be incandescently green with fury today. He is also green with bile, and green with an overpowering nausea when he thinks about the future, the…
“Usually they say, ‘he’s a horrible dictator-type person … I’m a dictator. But sometimes you need a dictator!” — DonaldTrump, World Economic Forum, Davos, 21 January 2026 If Trump wants…
It is an irony that the politician so keen on introducing digital identity cards has no identity of his own. It is this absence of identity that is impelling him…
Evan Findlay Hay, long-time droog, scholar, occasional acrobat around (or, ahem, dangling above) a pool table, and all-round dangerous mind, has put out a mini book The Gospel According to…
The genocide in Gaza is also a corporate genocide In the UK, six people were charged with terrorism offences on September 3 for making Zoom calls to organise a protest…