June 2026 – psipook

A four-panel satirical comic strip titled "MEANWHILE...", offering a critical take on Elon Musk's space ambitions. The comic is drawn in a gritty, textured art style with handwritten text. Panel 1 (Top Left): Set against a dark, starry grey background. A sleek, white rocket labelled "ZoomX" flies upwards towards a bright red circle representing Mars, indicated by a dotted red arrow. In the top left corner, a box reads "MEANWHILE...". Below it, handwritten text reads: "It's off to Mars we go! It costs so much we HAVE to do it!" Panel 2 (Top Right): The "ZoomX" rocket has crashed nose-first into the surface of a large, red, textured Mars. Standing triumphantly on the curved surface of the planet next to the crash site is Elon Musk in a white spacesuit. He is cheering, holding a smoking cannabis joint in one hand and a bottle of whisky in the other. The text above reads, "YAY! MARS!" Panel 3 (Bottom Left): The exact same visual scene as Panel 2, but all the text has been removed. Elon Musk continues to stand on the Martian surface with his joint and whisky next to the crashed rocket, creating a silent, awkward pause. Panel 4 (Bottom Right): The scene changes slightly to deliver the punchline. Elon Musk remains standing in the same position, but the text in the sky now reads, "Soo.. what now?" Meanwhile, the text on the side of the crashed, deflating rocket has changed from "ZoomX" to "Bollox". The artist's signature, "page", is written in the bottom right corner.

That trillionaire in numbers

On June 12, 2026, SpaceX landed on planet Nasdaq under the ticker SPCX, completing the largest IPO in history. The market response immediately pushed Elon Musk’s estimated net worth past…

A screenshot of a news layout from The Guardian website showcasing four main articles with accompanying images and headlines. Top Left: A split photo of Donald Trump and Peter Thiel. The headline reads: "Exclusive: FCA’s Palantir deal could expose UK financial data to Trump’s US, critics fear." Top Right: A crowded street scene filled with football fans in red and white. The headline reads: "London: Sixteen people arrested and 75 rescued from height during Arsenal bus parade." Below it is a smaller text headline: "France: French police arrest 780 after violent clashes as PSG fans celebrate Champions League win." Bottom Left: An aerial view of a large cargo ship on the ocean, taken from a military perspective. The headline reads: "France: Macron says French navy has boarded Russia-linked oil tanker in Atlantic." Bottom Right: An image matching the file "masturbation among birds.jpg", showing a close-up of two cockatiels against a blue background. The headline reads: "Science: Masturbation among birds is ‘natural’ and should not be punished, say experts."

News & Satire

Masturbation among birds is ‘natural’ and should not be punished

6 June 2026 chris page

FCA’s Palantir deal could expose UK financial data to Trump’s UK, critics fear, but masturbation among birds is ‘natural’ and should not be punished, say experts. Macron says French navy…

That trillionaire in numbers

Masturbation among birds is ‘natural’ and should not be punished

You Fucking Missed

Please, sir, can we have our football back?

That trillionaire in numbers

Masturbation among birds is ‘natural’ and should not be punished

Bollocks while the world burns

psipook

Month: June 2026

That trillionaire in numbers

Masturbation among birds is ‘natural’ and should not be punished

You Fucking Missed

Please, sir, can we have our football back?

That trillionaire in numbers

Masturbation among birds is ‘natural’ and should not be punished

Bollocks while the world burns