The revolution starts with a glass of sherry
Toffs and nobs are standing up to fight for the right to massacre small, furry animals. The British government’s attempt to outlaw traditional fox hunting makes a thoroughly embarrassing and…
Encrustation
“It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of what he was never reasoned into.” Jonathon Swift I came across this quote at the head of the Iraqi…
Satan appears to US voters
Today, Satan dramatically appeared to US voters threatening them with a great smiting. ‘I shall smite you a lot,’ he said. ‘And then I will smite you some more. Just…
Clueless old git to tap dance at Nuremburg Bowl
Today a clueless old git agreed to put on his dancing fool shoes and tap dance at a rally of some of the world’s most vicious, brainless thugs. Sir Macker…
Why the 2004 US election will make no difference
Seeing the punters in the US flock to the polls does not make me think so much of sheep as masses of lemmings. There is an endearing belief that the…
Censorship
Interesting tidbit. Front page of the BBC online today (just before US election day) news that the tours of duty of thousands of US soldiers in Iraq are to be…
US election update with lemming
Following the US general election, here’s a picture of a lemming. Lots of white space here. What shall we fill it with? — Ed. Supplemental: This page was re-posted in…
Osama bin Laden endorses Bush
Bin Laden’s sudden manifestation on the nation’s airwaves seems to have done Bush a lot of good. Polls today show that undecided voters are inclining to Bush. This could mean…
Witless in Gaza
The Israeli army has just withdrawn from Gaza after a 16 day operation that has left a hundred Palestinians dead — many of them civilians — and which has destroyed…
Tessa Hewitt apologises for Iraq intelligence errors
Blair concedes there may have been no Iraqi WMDs, US inspectors confirm sameSo those tens of thousands of people died by mistake. Well, that’s all right then, at least there…