Starmer in conference antisemitism shocker
Sir Keir Starmer (Sir) in his speech to the Labour Party conference referred to Israeli people held hostage by Hamas as sausages. Sausages are famously a pork meat product while…
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Sir Keir Starmer (Sir) in his speech to the Labour Party conference referred to Israeli people held hostage by Hamas as sausages. Sausages are famously a pork meat product while…
Sir Keir Starmer (Sir), prime minister, has stolen Esther Rantzen’s dog’s sausages. In his speech to the Labour party conference Starmer vowed to ‘bring the sausages home’. Not one sausage…
The f-word Fracking. Both candidates fought hard to present themselves as the hostile to the environment. Desperate for the approval of the oil lobby, the SUV drivers, Big Business, and…
Kamala Harris’s runaway popularity has swept up even Donald Trump (78). Since Joe Biden stepped aside and Harris stepped up, the campaign has been re-energised. She has been endorsed by…
Sources say Biden claims he had it here before, must be somewhere. ‘If Benjamin Netanyahu crosses my red line by killing more women and children I’ll have to tell him…
Our hearts go out to Joe Biden and his whole team as they struggle to decide whether there’s an ethical issue to them supplying the weapons that have enabled the…
At the start of the current Gaza conflict, western intelligence agencies put the number of Hamas fighters at 20 to 25,000. AI systems used by Israel’s military came up with…
The US and friends continue in the same witless arse-bound spiral in their support of the current Israeli genocide of the people of Palestine while finding that same genocidal behaviour…
The US is planning to airdrop humanitarian supplies to the people of Gaza whose destruction the US is enabling and encouraging through feeding munitions and weapons to the military of…
Although it goes against every intuitive fibre in my being, I hope your 2024 is radiant and pulsing with good stuff and not all bollocks.