The gun is innocent
Yesterday’s shooting incident at a Milwaukee hotel in which seven people died has prompted a statement from the National Shooting People Association, staunch advocates of gun ownership. NSPA supremo Charlton…
Buckets and kazoos
Europeans are shipping thousands of buckets and kazoos ahead of George Bush’s address to the Nato and national leaders there. President Bush is expected to appeal for American-European unity over…
Satan appears to US voters
Today, Satan dramatically appeared to US voters threatening them with a great smiting. ‘I shall smite you a lot,’ he said. ‘And then I will smite you some more. Just…
Clueless old git to tap dance at Nuremburg Bowl
Today a clueless old git agreed to put on his dancing fool shoes and tap dance at a rally of some of the world’s most vicious, brainless thugs. Sir Macker…
US election update with lemming
Following the US general election, here’s a picture of a lemming. Lots of white space here. What shall we fill it with? — Ed. Supplemental: This page was re-posted in…
Man who used to play banjo brings terror to America
A flight to the US was diverted in a security alert when crew realised one passenger was a man who used to play banjo. Fighter jets escorted the plane from…
Shoot the neighbours
This morning I had a pair of sick-world revelations. I was reading an online BBC report about how Clinton’s ban on the purchase of assault weapons is about to be…
Startling headline
Gripping story. Dry aside: thank God the Olympics are over for another four years. Spooky graphic. Fear of cancer. Hilarious conclusion. Complete failure of imagination.
Yet another modest proposal
Following the murder of yet another hostage in Iraq, Psilocybe P Pook (No Relation) has hit on a wizard wheeze to hasten the end of the US occupation he has…
Becks: “It was or wasn’t all my fault.”
Returning home following England’s ousting from the European Championships, England’s plucky captain was in no mood to make excuses for his lacklustre performance. “I could blame it on the women…