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Life imitates art, or in this case damn near plagiarises it. Corporate bastards in Japan have evidently been reading this author’s fandoobly novel Weed and have shamelessly ripped it off.…

The story about the war wound was just a ruse to hide the horrific truth: Spanish dictator General Franco donated one of his testicles to provide a brain for the…

Before even taking office Saint Obama was contemplating his first military action against another country. In this case, it is Sudan. The given reason for the possible incursion into Sudan…

George Bush’s address at a July 4 event was interrupted by hecklers denouncing his occupation of foreign countries. As the hecklers were dragged away one by one by security personnel,…

A producer of BBC kids show Blue Peter has just been suspended in the continuing row over phone in and competition deceptions. He fixed a viewer poll to name the…

My human rights have been violated, and those of thousands like me. This week the EU caved into pressure from British imperialists and excused the UK from going properly metric.…

It is heartwarming to see that the Prime Minister Gordon Brown has installed a cat at 10 Downing Street. The prime minister’s official residence has been without feline charms for…

While popsters around the world are lining up to urge us to environmental action with the Live Earth concerts, cuter-than-kittens J-Pop boy band Arashi are doing their best to destroy…

Canadian sealers have been stranded by unusual pack ice conditions. About 100 boats carrying fishermen conducting the cull of 270,000 seals off Newfoundland’s coast have been trapped by ice. Some…

Today, the Lord God Almighty, a supreme being, told George W Bush to ‘fuck off’. The Good Lord added, ‘you are a lying, dissembling little plonker, and I hope you…