Sources say Biden claims he had it here before, must be somewhere.
‘If Benjamin Netanyahu crosses my red line by killing more women and children I’ll have to tell him to stop,’ said “President” Biden in no uncertain terms, every day since October 7th, 2023.
But as the bombs rained down on Gaza, Biden added ‘If I can find the damn thing. Someone seems to have moved it again. And again, and again, and again.’
Sources close to the president claim that Mr Netanyahu, a prime minister of Israel, is mischievously moving the red line himself by killing women and children in Gaza.
Our source explained, ‘Every time those bombs go down on Gaza and kids are blown to smithereens, that red line mysteriously slithers away from Mr Biden. It’s quite hilarious to watch once you’ve wiped the sprays of blood off your spectacles. You can actually see Bibi at one end tugging it and laughing.’
Mr Biden is 81 years old and Mr Netanyahu is as old and banal as evil itself.