Tony Blair was rushed to hospital amid fears that the politician that invaded Iraq, privatised health and education and bombed Kosovo actually had a heart.
Mr. Blair was said to be temporarily suffering clear vision, warm feelings and an irregular desire to do good.
The symptoms disappeared quickly.
Doctors later confirmed it was a false alarm, and that Mr. Blair does indeed have no heart.
The medical team blamed a porkie pie that had gone down the wrong way.
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