America’s banned weapons
What is the rest of the story? More than a year after the last battle for Fallujah, the US military has admitted using phosphorous weapons. There may be other nasty…
Scientists discover eating properly is good for health
The world of science was rocked to its foundations today when scientists revealed that eating your greens was good for you. However, the boffins admitted they were baffled about why…
Every day, in every way …
An interesting day for news. Arctic ice coverage is 20 percent below average for this time of year. Climate change deniers will no doubt be telling us soon it is…
Jesus was a penguin
A documentary has stunned America by establishing beyond any reasonable doubt that Jesus, the son of God, was in fact a penguin. “It is very clear that the Lord stood…
Spare a quarter, pal — it’s tough being the world’s only superpower
The United States is reaching out to its friends for aid for the victims of hurricane Katrina. The shops and supermarkets of the nation are stuffed to overflowing with food…
Bush to lead New Orleans inquiry
This is like putting the drunk driver in charge of investigating the car crash. Sept.8, 05
Noah builds ark, escapes flood
And the Lord said to Noah, build an ark, for there will be a great flood, and remove all the people that live in New Orleans two by two, etc.…
I can’t be bothered
Psilocybe P Pook, Psipook supremo, has reportedly stated that he “can’t be bothered”. The statement, which was made in the kitchen today, is thought to be an indication that he…
Bush weighs in for intelligent design
President George Bush said yesterday that intelligent design should be taught in schools although he himself shows no sign of any.
Intermission
Here is a soothing image to look at while we try to raise the enthusiasm to update the site. The cat’s name is Kukku and he lives in Japan. We…