Bush sets out strategy for victory
Today George Bush unveiled his “National Strategy for Victory in Iraq”, his mission statement for ending the war. The main points of the plan are: The plan is a clear…
Scientists discover eating properly is good for health
The world of science was rocked to its foundations today when scientists revealed that eating your greens was good for you. However, the boffins admitted they were baffled about why…
Jesus was a penguin
A documentary has stunned America by establishing beyond any reasonable doubt that Jesus, the son of God, was in fact a penguin. “It is very clear that the Lord stood…
Noah builds ark, escapes flood
And the Lord said to Noah, build an ark, for there will be a great flood, and remove all the people that live in New Orleans two by two, etc.…
I can’t be bothered
Psilocybe P Pook, Psipook supremo, has reportedly stated that he “can’t be bothered”. The statement, which was made in the kitchen today, is thought to be an indication that he…
Bush weighs in for intelligent design
President George Bush said yesterday that intelligent design should be taught in schools although he himself shows no sign of any.
Thank you, Tony Blair
Following the terror outrage in London, Psipook has obtained an exclusive statement from Prime Minister Tory Blair. “Let me tell you a story. There once was a chap called Mr.…
Bush doubles African aid, raises the dead
In a dramatic move today that totally gobsmacked His critics — Mr. and Mrs. Arthur Spittle of Stoke Newington, London, England, UK, Europe — George “Messiah” Bush offered to double…
Underpants ignite WWIII
Following the shock photos of Sadman Hussein in his Y-fronts, underpants have been flying out of closets all round the world. Not to be out done by his alter-ego in…
Pope dies
I don’t know why people are so upset. They are just going to make a new one, innit.