Noah builds ark, escapes flood
And the Lord said to Noah, build an ark, for there will be a great flood, and remove all the people that live in New Orleans two by two, etc.…
I can’t be bothered
Psilocybe P Pook, Psipook supremo, has reportedly stated that he “can’t be bothered”. The statement, which was made in the kitchen today, is thought to be an indication that he…
Bush weighs in for intelligent design
President George Bush said yesterday that intelligent design should be taught in schools although he himself shows no sign of any.
Thank you, Tony Blair
Following the terror outrage in London, Psipook has obtained an exclusive statement from Prime Minister Tory Blair. “Let me tell you a story. There once was a chap called Mr.…
Bush doubles African aid, raises the dead
In a dramatic move today that totally gobsmacked His critics — Mr. and Mrs. Arthur Spittle of Stoke Newington, London, England, UK, Europe — George “Messiah” Bush offered to double…
Underpants ignite WWIII
Following the shock photos of Sadman Hussein in his Y-fronts, underpants have been flying out of closets all round the world. Not to be out done by his alter-ego in…
Pope dies
I don’t know why people are so upset. They are just going to make a new one, innit.
The gun is innocent
Yesterday’s shooting incident at a Milwaukee hotel in which seven people died has prompted a statement from the National Shooting People Association, staunch advocates of gun ownership. NSPA supremo Charlton…
Buckets and kazoos
Europeans are shipping thousands of buckets and kazoos ahead of George Bush’s address to the Nato and national leaders there. President Bush is expected to appeal for American-European unity over…
Satan appears to US voters
Today, Satan dramatically appeared to US voters threatening them with a great smiting. ‘I shall smite you a lot,’ he said. ‘And then I will smite you some more. Just…