Fri. Aug 28th, 2026

After DHS buys $20 million of electric shock gloves, Psipook asks ICE agents: 

On a scale of one to my-eyes-pop-out-of-my-head, how is your experience of masturbating with electric shock gloves? 

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By chris page

Magazine editor, writer of fiction and non-fiction; exile; cat person; red wine for blood and cheese in his soul. Chris Page is the author of the novels Weed, Sanctioned, Another Perfect Day in ****ing Paradise, King of the Undies World, and The Underpants Tree. He is also a freelance journalist, copywriter, editor, cartoonist, illustrator, graphic designer, and consultant in the use and abuse of false moustaches (don’t wear them — you’re welcome — the invoice is in the mail).

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