US must reform or die, says Rice
Condoleezza Rice has said the US cannot “survive as a vital force” if it does not reform. Ms Rice told journalists at the UN that everyone recognised that some things…
Pope dies
I don’t know why people are so upset. They are just going to make a new one, innit.
Bush intervenes to save life of woman on feeding tube
As the US government voted for new legislation to replace the feeding tube of Mrs Terri Schiavo (read about it here) who is in a vegetative state, President Bush said,…
Buckets and kazoos
Europeans are shipping thousands of buckets and kazoos ahead of George Bush’s address to the Nato and national leaders there. President Bush is expected to appeal for American-European unity over…
Satan appears to US voters
Today, Satan dramatically appeared to US voters threatening them with a great smiting. ‘I shall smite you a lot,’ he said. ‘And then I will smite you some more. Just…
Clueless old git to tap dance at Nuremburg Bowl
Today a clueless old git agreed to put on his dancing fool shoes and tap dance at a rally of some of the world’s most vicious, brainless thugs. Sir Macker…
US election update with lemming
Following the US general election, here’s a picture of a lemming. Lots of white space here. What shall we fill it with? — Ed. Supplemental: This page was re-posted in…
Osama bin Laden endorses Bush
Bin Laden’s sudden manifestation on the nation’s airwaves seems to have done Bush a lot of good. Polls today show that undecided voters are inclining to Bush. This could mean…
Witless in Gaza
The Israeli army has just withdrawn from Gaza after a 16 day operation that has left a hundred Palestinians dead — many of them civilians — and which has destroyed…