Category: News & Satire

Bin Laden’s sudden manifestation on the nation’s airwaves seems to have done Bush a lot of good. Polls today show that undecided voters are inclining to Bush. This could mean…

The Israeli army has just withdrawn from Gaza after a 16 day operation that has left a hundred Palestinians dead — many of them civilians — and which has destroyed…

Blair concedes there may have been no Iraqi WMDs, US inspectors confirm sameSo those tens of thousands of people died by mistake. Well, that’s all right then, at least there…

Today, US forces are storming Samarra in Iraq. As usual they claim to be killing only Iraqi fighters while the hospitals fill up with dead and injured women and children.…

A flight to the US was diverted in a security alert when crew realised one passenger was a man who used to play banjo. Fighter jets escorted the plane from…

Gripping story. Dry aside: thank God the Olympics are over for another four years. Spooky graphic. Fear of cancer. Hilarious conclusion. Complete failure of imagination.

While Iraqis are fighting for their country, US forces are fighting for breast enlargements. Benefits to veterans and the poor are being cut but, the US army’s fighting men and…

Returning home following England’s ousting from the European Championships, England’s plucky captain was in no mood to make excuses for his lacklustre performance. “I could blame it on the women…

Sadly, Ronald Reagan has passed away. His long life was tragically marred by a chronic mental degenerative disorder, which at its worst led him into the delusion that he was…

One story that stuck in my mind from the Israeli assault on Rafah. Probably you read it, so stop me if you’ve heard it before.

 This old Palestinian bloke finds…