Tessa Hewitt apologises for Iraq intelligence errors
Blair concedes there may have been no Iraqi WMDs, US inspectors confirm sameSo those tens of thousands of people died by mistake. Well, that’s all right then, at least there…
Samarra doublethink
Today, US forces are storming Samarra in Iraq. As usual they claim to be killing only Iraqi fighters while the hospitals fill up with dead and injured women and children.…
Man who used to play banjo brings terror to America
A flight to the US was diverted in a security alert when crew realised one passenger was a man who used to play banjo. Fighter jets escorted the plane from…
Startling headline
Gripping story. Dry aside: thank God the Olympics are over for another four years. Spooky graphic. Fear of cancer. Hilarious conclusion. Complete failure of imagination.
Land of the brave and the free tits
While Iraqis are fighting for their country, US forces are fighting for breast enlargements. Benefits to veterans and the poor are being cut but, the US army’s fighting men and…
Becks: “It was or wasn’t all my fault.”
Returning home following England’s ousting from the European Championships, England’s plucky captain was in no mood to make excuses for his lacklustre performance. “I could blame it on the women…
Ronnie Pop-Clogs
Sadly, Ronald Reagan has passed away. His long life was tragically marred by a chronic mental degenerative disorder, which at its worst led him into the delusion that he was…
A heartwarming tale of undying faith in humanity
One story that stuck in my mind from the Israeli assault on Rafah. Probably you read it, so stop me if you’ve heard it before. This old Palestinian bloke finds…
US press cuts its own balls off
May 20, US forces bomb an Iraqi wedding party killing more than 40 people. Israeli forces push into Rafah and fire on a protest march killing many, the majority of…
Double finks
Soon after the official end of hostilities in Iraq a year ago, I remember George Bush declaring with a completely straight face that the occupation forces were providing electricity, water…